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"Lou Grant" Convention (TV Episode 1979) Poster

(TV Series)

(1979)

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Clerk: And it seems that there's been a mistake on your bill.

Lou Grant: How can that be? I'm just now checking in.

Clerk: I don't know. But it says here that a waiter overcharged you five dollars on your bar bill this noon. We've given you a credit.

Lou Grant: I wasn't here this noon.

Clerk: Oh? Isn't this your signature?

Lou Grant: No. It's my name, but it's not my signature.

Clerk: Oh, how embarrassing.

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Joe Rossi: Oh, that's not gonna work, Billie, you can't penetrate that network, they're so paranoid.

Billie Newman: Well, if you blunder in, you might scare them off. But there are some people on this paper that know a thing or two about finesse.

Joe Rossi: Who?

[Billie opens her mouth to answer, then thinks better of it]

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Jack Riley: Now, now, Lou, let's try to be fair and just here.

Lou Grant: If we wanted to be fair and just here, Jack, the cops would've arrested you.

Jack Riley: Yeah, well, let's just remember who was right about that waiter, Lou, you heard it here first.

Lou Grant: Yeah, big deal, once in twenty years you're on the level.

Jack Riley: You know, you wound me when you talk that way.

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Charlie Hume: How can I relax? Not only might there be a kidnapping tonight, but I haven't been able to line up a speaker. I mean, what, what's everybody gonna say when I get up there tonight and say "Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we haven't got a closing speaker".

Lou Grant: They'll probably give you a standing ovation.

Charlie Hume: Oh.

Lou Grant: Maybe even carry you out of the room on their shoulders.

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