- Lois Lane: [to Clark] I know our relationship has always been difficult to define, but when I thought about how much I missed you, how much I was going to miss you for the rest of my life, well, I started to think, maybe there's more to our relationship than just friendship.
- [notices Clark has fallen asleep]
- Lois Lane: Or maybe not.
- Lois Lane: He died trying to protect me. In one... lousy second... I lost my partner... and my best friend. He died without ever knowing. I never told him...
- Lois Lane: [after Clark explains how he was brought back from the dead] I don't care if they used Krazy glue. You're back!
- Bonnie Parker: That's not very lady-like.
- Lois Lane: Yeah, well, I'm a woman of the 90s. And you're not much of a lady.
- Clark Kent: Did he say anything about Lois?
- Jonathan Kent: Just that she's taking it really hard.
- Clark Kent: I guess that should make me feel better.
- [after Lois explains to the newly "resurrected" Clark that the gangsters are planning to attack the Daily Planet]
- Clark Kent: You go ahead, I'll-
- Lois Lane: Oh, no! Not this time! I'm not letting you out of my sight.
- Clark Kent: [explaining why he needs both his identities] Dad, Superman doesn't work at the Daily Planet. He doesn't go to ball games with Jimmy and Perry. He doesn't listen to Lois go off on some weird tangent and secretly love it.
- Clyde Barrow: Feds? You think I'm afraid of Hoover?
- Jimmy Olsen: Hoover? What's a vacuum cleaner company got to do with it?
- John Dillinger: [about Clark] I didn't realize you two were so close.
- Superman: As close as two people can be.
- Clyde Barrow: They got any money?
- Bonnie Parker: No, just some pictures and a bunch of these hard things.
- [pulls out a credit card]
- Clyde Barrow: What is that? Gold card.
- [bites the corner]
- Clyde Barrow: Hell it is.
- Jimmy Olsen: We were almost killed. I saved us.
- Clark Kent: What?
- Perry White: The kid's leaving out a few details.
- Clark Kent: Did you get a good look at them.
- Perry White: Oh yeah, gave a very detailed description to the police. Then they looked at me like I had three heads.
- Clark Kent: Why?
- Perry White: Because I told them we'd been carjacked by Bonnie and Clyde.
- Lois Lane: [outside an illegal club] Hi. We have reservations.
- Bouncer: We don't take reservations. What's the password?
- Lois Lane: Joe sent me.
- Bouncer: Uh-uh.
- Lois Lane: The eagle has landed.
- Bouncer: Uh-uh.
- Lois Lane: Swordfish.
- Clark Kent: Swordfish?
- Bouncer: I saw that Marx Brothers movie too, lady. Nice try.
- Clark Kent: She's just kidding. The fat lady sings.
- [to Lois]
- Clark Kent: I saw it in an old Untouchables episode.
- Bonnie Parker: You seem a little wound up. Why don't you loosen your tie and relax? What's the matter?
- Clark Kent: Nothing. No, I just get a little shy sometimes. I don't like to show people my underwear.
- Clark Kent: Do you live near by?
- Bonnie Parker: That's a pretty forward question for a man who won't show me is underwear.
- Clark Kent: We should go call the police.
- Lois Lane: You go. I need to find a gray haired lady with a bucket of my nickels.
- John Dillinger: When did people start to fly?
- Superman: Not long before they started coming back from the dead.
- Bonnie Parker: You can't keep us locked in here forever. What is it that girl sings on the radio? "Girl's just wanna have fun."
- Perry White: Jacques, I don't care what napkins you use, so long as my guests don't have to wipe their mouths on their sleeves.
- Jimmy Olsen: [about a Prohibition Era car] Chief, is this what they used to drive when you were my age?
- Lois Lane: [to Hamilton as he sneezes] Instead of playing with DNA you should have found a cure for allergies.
- Detective Wolfe: Professor Hamilton, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions. Actually a lot of questions.
- Dr. Emil Hamilton: As long as it's not about DNA.