Lois Lane: [after Clark had thrown a tire around a man while he was running away] How did you catch him?
Clark Kent: He got... er..."tired"
Lois Lane: Wow, you look great. A little heavy on the eye liner, I think.
Lois Double: Sorry, but you're a little bit plain for me.
Lois Lane: Plain?! Sure beats whatever shopping channel told you that was a good look.
Lois Double: Hey, you gotta act like a prissy, glorified typist, you gotta dress the part.
Lois Lane: Well, my hair has more bounce than this cheap wig.
[she tries to pull it off, but it's real hair]
Lois Lane: But, my reporter's instinct says something's up. What does your instinct say?
Clark Kent: My instincts say, never argue with a woman who's just been behind bars.
Lois Lane: You still think I'm crazy?
Clark Kent: I think you're brilliant, but there's a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.