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"Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Madame Ex (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Lois Lane: [after Clark had thrown a tire around a man while he was running away] How did you catch him?

Clark Kent: He got... er..."tired"

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Lois Lane: So when do we start blaming my parents for everything?

Arianna Carlin: Maybe later.

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Lois Lane: Wow, you look great. A little heavy on the eye liner, I think.

Lois Double: Sorry, but you're a little bit plain for me.

Lois Lane: Plain?! Sure beats whatever shopping channel told you that was a good look.

Lois Double: Hey, you gotta act like a prissy, glorified typist, you gotta dress the part.

Lois Lane: Well, my hair has more bounce than this cheap wig.

[she tries to pull it off, but it's real hair]

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Lois Lane: But, my reporter's instinct says something's up. What does your instinct say?

Clark Kent: My instincts say, never argue with a woman who's just been behind bars.

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Lois Lane: You still think I'm crazy?

Clark Kent: I think you're brilliant, but there's a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.

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Jimmy Olsen: I found this book she wrote on subliminal advertising. Thought maybe I could get her to autograph it for my Mom's birthday.

Perry White: Whatever happened to flowers and chocolates?

Jimmy Olsen: My Mom's overweight and she's got allergies.

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