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"Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Lois and Clarks (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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Tempus: What do you think this is, a family television show? Only unhappy endings are allowed here, Lois.

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Jonathan Kent: And who are you?

H.G. Wells: H. G. Wells.

Jonathan Kent: The writer? Aren't you dead?

H.G. Wells: Well, only some of the time.

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Tempus: Well, I'll be damned. He did it! Does he think that's all it takes to finish me? All that spandex must keep the blood from his brain.

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Lois Lane: [referring to a nuclear attack] Tempus, don't do it! You still have time, you can escape. You could, you could go to the alternative universe.

Tempus: Where "Mr. I'm So In Shape" can return me to jail? Thank you, no. Besides, I want to kill billions of people.

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Superman #2: Lois, is this how it is between the two of you? Working together like this?

Lois Lane: Yeah

Superman #2: Wow!

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Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me a world to come home to

Clark Kent #2: Thanks for giving me a legend to live up to.

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Tempus: [just announced to the press that Clark and Superman are the same person] In chess, this is where I say "check."

Clark Kent: [Clark and Lois appear behind them as the media stares] Uh Honey, I think the media wants us to comment on Mr. Tempus's last remark.

Lois Lane: Um, we regret that Mr. Tempus's mental health has not improved, he's obviously still delusional.

Superman #2: [as the media turns back to Tempus] This is where I would say, "checkmate."

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H.G. Wells: I refuse to believe that something so diabolical could be so easy!

Tempus: Well that's very Protestant of you.

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Lois Lane: That is not our Clark.

Martha Kent: Well if it's not our Clark, who's Clark is it?

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Lois Lane: I can't believe this. I almost kissed you!

Clark Kent #2: I almost kissed you.

Lois Lane: No, I almost kissed you.

Clark Kent #2: Lois, believe me.

Lois Lane: Fine, we almost kissed us.

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