Tempus: What do you think this is, a family television show? Only unhappy endings are allowed here, Lois.
Jonathan Kent: And who are you?
H.G. Wells: H. G. Wells.
Jonathan Kent: The writer? Aren't you dead?
H.G. Wells: Well, only some of the time.
Tempus: Well, I'll be damned. He did it! Does he think that's all it takes to finish me? All that spandex must keep the blood from his brain.
Lois Lane: [referring to a nuclear attack] Tempus, don't do it! You still have time, you can escape. You could, you could go to the alternative universe.
Tempus: Where "Mr. I'm So In Shape" can return me to jail? Thank you, no. Besides, I want to kill billions of people.
Superman #2: Lois, is this how it is between the two of you? Working together like this?
Lois Lane: Yeah
Superman #2: Wow!
Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me a world to come home to
Clark Kent #2: Thanks for giving me a legend to live up to.
Tempus: [just announced to the press that Clark and Superman are the same person] In chess, this is where I say "check."
Clark Kent: [Clark and Lois appear behind them as the media stares] Uh Honey, I think the media wants us to comment on Mr. Tempus's last remark.
Lois Lane: Um, we regret that Mr. Tempus's mental health has not improved, he's obviously still delusional.
Superman #2: [as the media turns back to Tempus] This is where I would say, "checkmate."
H.G. Wells: I refuse to believe that something so diabolical could be so easy!
Tempus: Well that's very Protestant of you.