Lois Lane: And you can get that look off your face.
Clark Kent: What look?
Lois Lane: That look that says, 'Oh my God, Lois cooked something and I have to eat it.'
Clark Kent: Do you know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster right before your eyes?
Lois Lane: *She* was snarling. *I* was speaking loudly with emphasis.
Lois Lane: I'd like to help.
Katie Banks: Sure, as if you care. I don't trust you or anyone with a pulse.
Lois Lane: Life was that tough?
Katie Banks: Well, I was beaten to death with a blunt instrument. So, in this sense - yes.
Jimmy Olsen: I got it! I got it!
Perry White: Tuna on rye, right?
Jimmy Olsen: No, uh...I'll call the delivery place chief.
Perry White: Aw, does anybody still work here?
Katie Banks: Your wish is my command.
Herbie Saxe: Huh, yeah. Don't you forget it. Now get back over to the Kents and scare the hell out of them.
Katie Banks: Why?
Herbie Saxe: Oh, because I said so.
Katie Banks: That's good enough for me.
Katie Banks: How long have I been dead? There's no way of telling in there.
Herbie Saxe: Well, who... who was the president when you died?
Katie Banks: Oh, I never followed politics.
Herbie Saxe: Well, who won the Super Bowl?
Katie Banks: Well, I wasn't into sports.
Herbie Saxe: Well, what was your favorite TV show?
Katie Banks: Well, I didn't really watch television.
Herbie Saxe: Oh, no wonder somebody killed you. You were a real drag.