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"Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Chi of Steel (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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Lois Lane: A mild mannered reporter really a superhero? Clark, come on.

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Clark Kent: Dad, what happened to this shirt?

Jonathan Kent: What do you mean?

Clark Kent: It was white.

Jonathan Kent: I just washed it. It should be clean.

Clark Kent: Well, it's clean, Dad. Only now it's pink. You didn't wash this with my cape, did you?

Jonathan Kent: Can't you fix it with your heat vision or something?

Clark Kent: Dad, there's no superpower on Earth that can get this out!

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Jimmy Olsen: Guilt; the kung-fu of emotions.

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Lois Lane: Excuse me, Lois Lane here. Remember me? Award-winning investigative reporter, emphasis on investigative, specializing in covert break-ins.

Perry White: Lois, you may not go on this mission.

Lois Lane: Well, what am I supposed to do, sit here knitting, waiting for the hunter-gatherers to return?

Perry White: Clark, explain it to her, will you?

Clark Kent: Chief, have you heard the expression "pulling a Schultz?"

Perry White: Ah, Hogan's Heroes. I know nothing.

Clark Kent: I see nothing.

Perry White: I hear nothing.

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Police Detective: This hooded figure, did you get a look at his face?

Perry White: [pause] He was wearing a hood.

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[after hugging Lois who is disguised as a man]

Perry White: [to a passerby] It's a girl! Ok, it's a girl!

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Martha Kent: All this garlic gives me gas.

Clark Kent: Mom! We're in front of company.

Martha Kent: Oh, sorry, Lois. She's family.

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