Lois Lane: If anything happens, tell Clark that I love him.
Superman: He knows, but I'll tell him.
[Clark decides to tell Lois that he is Superman so he is practicing]
Clark Kent: Lois, there's something I want to tell you. I'm Superman... uh... Hey, did you ever notice how Superman and I look kind of alike? Well, it's funny that you should say that because... um... Hey, guess what? I'm Superman... humm... Lois, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time, and before out relationship goes any future, it's important that you know that I'm...
[Lois walks in]
Lois Lane: What are you doing?
[Clark decides to tell Lois that he is Superman]
Clark Kent: Lois, I've got something I want to tell you.
Lois Lane: It's not good news, is it?
Clark Kent: Well, I don't know, maybe.
Lois Lane: No. It's not. I can tell by your face.
Clark Kent: Lois, maybe you'd better sit down.
Lois Lane: Oh yeah, this is good news.
Clark Kent: Lois, I'm Super...
Perry White: Hey Jimmy, that dress Lois has on, didn't she have that on yesterday?
Jimmy Olsen: I don't know.
Perry White: Now, Jimmy, if you want to be a newspaperman you gotta be observant. Now, doesn't Clark look a little... haggard to you?
Jimmy Olsen: Yeah.
Perry White: You know, like he's been up all night worrying about something. Like a dog trapped in a cage?
Jimmy Olsen: Yeah, I guess.
Perry White: You know what I think?
Jimmy Olsen: What?
Perry White: I think they eloped.
Perry White: Do you ever get the impression that we'll never know everything that's going on with those two?
Jimmy Olsen: Chief.
Perry White: Yeah?
Jimmy Olsen: Instead of always standing around watching Lois and Clark, wondering what they're doing, we get to get lives of our own that are little more interesting.
Perry White: Son, you just hit the bull's eye. It's like we're supporting characters in some t.v. show and it's only about them.
Jimmy Olsen: Yeah! It's like all we do is advance their plots.
Perry White: To tell you the truth, I'm sick of it.
Jimmy Olsen: Man, me too!
Jason T. Mayzik: You must be very pleased, now that Lois Lane is dead.
Nigel St. John: Yes, it would warm my heart... if I had one.
Lois Lane: Clark, you were in the middle of telling me something!
Clark Kent: Was I?
Lois Lane: Yes! You said, "Lois, I'm super..."
Clark Kent: Lois...I'm super late for an appointment.