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"Lizzie McGuire" Jack of All Trades (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Gordo: What a day. I flunked the unflunkable test, my science teacher hates me, and I'm gonna be a blackjack dealer.

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[the students are taking what Gordo thinks is a career placement test]

Gordo: Look at them. Poor suckers all think they'll be the next Bill Gates, when in reality odds are they'll be managing the scrunchie cart at the mall.

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Miranda: [to Gordo] Everyone knows that you're the Tiger Woods of term papers.

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Jo McGuire: Why do you want to be called "M-Dogg?"

Matt: Because there are four Matt's in my class.

Sam McGuire: I knew we should have named him "Dillon."

Matt: There are seven Dillons.

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[Gordo and Miranda are discussing why their science teacher, Mr. Pettus, seemingly hates him]

Miranda: Did he ever find out that you put that dead frog in his pocket?

Gordo: It was alive when I put it there!

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Lizzie McGuire: That grade has to be a mistake! This is an A plus paper!

Gordo: Maybe if it had your name on it.

Lizzie McGuire: If it had my name on it, it'd be called: "Our Friend, the Ocean".

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