Gordo: What a day. I flunked the unflunkable test, my science teacher hates me, and I'm gonna be a blackjack dealer.
[the students are taking what Gordo thinks is a career placement test]
Gordo: Look at them. Poor suckers all think they'll be the next Bill Gates, when in reality odds are they'll be managing the scrunchie cart at the mall.
Miranda: [to Gordo] Everyone knows that you're the Tiger Woods of term papers.
Jo McGuire: Why do you want to be called "M-Dogg?"
Matt: Because there are four Matt's in my class.
Sam McGuire: I knew we should have named him "Dillon."
Matt: There are seven Dillons.
[Gordo and Miranda are discussing why their science teacher, Mr. Pettus, seemingly hates him]
Miranda: Did he ever find out that you put that dead frog in his pocket?
Gordo: It was alive when I put it there!