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(2003)

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Ethan's Stepmom: Great! I inherit everything

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Ethan Craft: My father's dead.

Ethan's Stepmom: Yes! I inherit everything!

Ethan Craft: Tonni, not my real dad. The one in the murder mystery.

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David 'Gordo' Gordon: And I'm Penelope Featherstone. The blushing maiden Clyde's making his own? Can I choose again?

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Ethan Craft: Instead of clowns, there's evil.

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Ethan's Stepmom: Oo! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe!

Ethan Craft: Uhh, Tonni. That's your shoe.

Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.

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Jo McGuire: Shrimp?

Ethan's Stepmom: Uh, uh. I'm 5'10" in heels.

David 'Gordo' Gordon: It must be something in the water at Ethan's house.

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Lizzie McGuire: I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note.

Ethan Craft: That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds?

Larry Tudgeman: No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?

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Larry Tudgeman: I always thought I was born in the wrong time period. It probably would've been the third age of middle earth.

Veruca Albano: Oh, I was thinking more of the '60s, but yours is good too.

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Jo McGuire: That's it! I did it and I'd do it again. McGuffin promised to marry me, but he cheated on me. He cheated it all straights and he cheated on his taxes! He's a monster, a louser, and I'm glad he's dead. I'm happy about it don't you see? He's dead! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I'm happy about it!

Sam McGuire: Honey, honey.

Jo McGuire: Wa-? Oh... well. Gordo caught me.

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Matt McGuire: Don't anybody touch anything! I am Inspector Pratt and I am here to inspect!

Lizzie McGuire: Matt, what are you doing here?

Matt McGuire: I just wanted to see who croaked dad!

Lizzie McGuire: Well, you can do that somewhere else, like in the Sahara Desert?

Matt McGuire: Mom!

Jo McGuire: Lizzie, let your bother play.

Lizzie McGuire: Ow!

Matt McGuire: I think I'll go study this in the parlor.

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David 'Gordo' Gordon: He won this from none other than... the maid.

Ethan's Stepmom: Which one was that again?

David 'Gordo' Gordon: Mrs. McGuire?

Ethan Craft: Come on Tonni. You're embarrassing me.

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