Ethan Craft: My father's dead.
Ethan's Stepmom: Yes! I inherit everything!
Ethan Craft: Tonni, not my real dad. The one in the murder mystery.
David 'Gordo' Gordon: And I'm Penelope Featherstone. The blushing maiden Clyde's making his own? Can I choose again?
Ethan's Stepmom: Oo! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe!
Ethan Craft: Uhh, Tonni. That's your shoe.
Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.
Jo McGuire: Shrimp?
Ethan's Stepmom: Uh, uh. I'm 5'10" in heels.
David 'Gordo' Gordon: It must be something in the water at Ethan's house.
Lizzie McGuire: I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note.
Ethan Craft: That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds?
Larry Tudgeman: No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?
Larry Tudgeman: I always thought I was born in the wrong time period. It probably would've been the third age of middle earth.
Veruca Albano: Oh, I was thinking more of the '60s, but yours is good too.
Jo McGuire: That's it! I did it and I'd do it again. McGuffin promised to marry me, but he cheated on me. He cheated it all straights and he cheated on his taxes! He's a monster, a louser, and I'm glad he's dead. I'm happy about it don't you see? He's dead! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I'm happy about it!
Sam McGuire: Honey, honey.
Jo McGuire: Wa-? Oh... well. Gordo caught me.
Matt McGuire: Don't anybody touch anything! I am Inspector Pratt and I am here to inspect!
Lizzie McGuire: Matt, what are you doing here?
Matt McGuire: I just wanted to see who croaked dad!
Lizzie McGuire: Well, you can do that somewhere else, like in the Sahara Desert?
Matt McGuire: Mom!
Jo McGuire: Lizzie, let your bother play.
Lizzie McGuire: Ow!
Matt McGuire: I think I'll go study this in the parlor.