- Nels Oleson: [Groaning, walks into Kezia's house with moss all over his head. He pushes moss back from his eyes and the others start laughing] I came out to see what all the fuss was about, and I got to laughing so hard, I fell in the lake!
- Laura Ingalls: You won't tell on us, will you?
- Nels Oleson: Never! Ne-ver!
- Kezia Horne: [Kezia is separating peas from their pods] With that bathing suit on she looks like a hot air balloon!
- Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
- Kezia Horne: I said I ought to have all these peas cracked by noon.
- Mrs. Oleson: Well you better!
- Jonathan Garvey: I'm really proud of that moose head.
- Alice Garvey: So was he.
- Jonathan Garvey: I didn't hear you complaining when you ate his meat.
- Alice Garvey: He wasn't staring at me then.
- Nellie Oleson: [Screaming] Kill it!
- Mrs. Oleson: [Screaming] Yes! Shoot it! Kill it!
- Nellie Oleson: [Screaming] You've got the gun!