Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)
Author! Author! (1979)
Matthew Labyorteaux: Albert Quinn Ingalls
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Albert Quinn Ingalls : No ma'am, I came back to thank you.
Harriet Oleson : To thank me? For what?
Albert Quinn Ingalls : Well, my Pa's been real busy lately, and he hasn't actually read the book himself. I'm hoping he never finds out what's in it. Bye.
Harriet Oleson : Wait a minute! What do you mean? What's in it?
Albert Quinn Ingalls : Oh, stuff about my Ma. I can't believe that my own grandfather would write such things down for the whole world to see!
Harriet Oleson : Really? Like what?
Albert Quinn Ingalls : I'm too ashamed to repeat them, ma'am.
Harriet Oleson : Oh Albert, you can tell me. After all, your mother and I are old friends! There isn't anything that you could tell me that would change my opinion about her.
Albert Quinn Ingalls : Well, there was this one part where my Ma was in a public place, and she...
Harriet Oleson : What? What did she do?
Albert Quinn Ingalls : She didn't DO anything.
Harriet Oleson : Well...
Albert Quinn Ingalls : She wasn't wearing anything either.
Harriet Oleson : You mean she was...
Albert Quinn Ingalls : Naked.