Claude has phone sex with her boyfriend on Will's phone; Lydia discovers she has a secret admirer; Owen's latest crush is only looking for a man to sire a child.
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[It's Valentine's Day and the cafeteria shows it
Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?
I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July they blow the food up.