- Amos Dern: What are you doing in my hayloft with my daughter?
- [catching Pratt ontop his Amos' daughter and making out with her]
- Ernest Pratt: I'm reading.
- [after rolling off her]
- Drusilla: Reading!
- Amos Dern: Without your pants?
- Ernest Pratt: It was an unusually warm day.
- Ernest Pratt: Drusilla's father simply misunderstood the circumstances.
- Huitzilopochtli Ramos: A man without his pants leaves little room for misunderstanding.