- [Beaver tells Wally that he saw Uncle Billy at the barber shop, where a lady was cleaning his fingernails]
- Wally Cleaver: Oh, he must've been having one of those manicures. A lot of men get 'em.
- The Beaver: I wouldn't want one. I even feel funny when the school nurse cleans out my ears. I guess I just don't like ladies pokin' at me.