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"Leave It to Beaver" The Haircut (TV Episode 1957) Poster

(TV Series)

(1957)

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[last lines]

Children: [singing] Hark the herald angels sing! Glory to...

[voice fade as the closing music comes in]

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Ward Cleaver: Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, "Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut."

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [stands up] Dad, I lost the money and Wally gave me the haircut.

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June Cleaver: Agh!

Ward Cleaver: What's the matter?

June Cleaver: I just thought of his head again.

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June Cleaver: Did you see my little baby, my poor little bald-headed angel?

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June Cleaver: Ward, wouldn't that be downright sneaky?

Ward Cleaver: Sure, it would. It's the only way we can survive as parents.

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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's for supper?

June Cleaver: Pot roast, potato pancakes, and what's the big idea?

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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Are you finished?

Wally Cleaver: I don't know. But I think I'd better stop.

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Wally Cleaver: What's that?

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: A haircut, I think.

Wally Cleaver: Wow, you look like Wilson's Airedale when he had the mange.

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June Cleaver: Wally, why aren't you in the school play?

Wally Cleaver: Oh, I'm in it.

June Cleaver: What do you do?

Wally Cleaver: I hold a sign saying, "Just a minute while the wise men are puttin' on their beards."

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Barber: Suppose you go home and explain it to your parents. They'll understand. After all, anybody can lose money.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Yeah, but not as good as I can.

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Barber: Suppose I call up your parents and tell 'em you lost the money, and they'll okay the haircut. How's that sound?

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Yeah. I think our phone's been discontinued.

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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I think I losted my money.

Barber: It looks like you founded everything else in town.

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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: If I tell you you'll be mad at me.

Ward Cleaver: That's ridiculous. Now, come on, tell me.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I losted my money.

Ward Cleaver: Again! Oh, Beaver! Your mother and I have been very patient with you, but this habit of losing money has got to stop.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I told you you'd be mad at me.

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[first lines]

Ward Cleaver: What are you looking for?

June Cleaver: I lost one of my wings.

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[pre-credits introduction]

Ward Cleaver: When you're young, there are some thing you have to learn. How to catch a baseball. And good table manners don't come too easily. But when you're a boy, losing things is one of the few lessons you don't have to learn. And that's our story tonight on "Leave it to Beaver."

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