- [last lines]
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Wally?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: What, Beav?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: The rules are a lot easier on grownups than they are for little boys.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Sure, they are, Beaver! The grownups are the ones that make the rules!
- Gus the Fireman: [Beaver takes Violet Rutherford to the firehouse to meet Gus] Oh! Hi there, Beaver! I see you brought the Missus today.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [sheepishly] Gus, you know I'm not married!
- Gus the Fireman: Oh. Just goin' steady, huh?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Stop teasin'! You know I'm never gonna get married! And if I do get married, I'm not gonna get married to a girl!