- Theodore Cleaver: Wally, why do we have to leave school at lunch time to get Dad the jacket?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, this way we can buy the jacket and still get back in time to put the rest of the money in the bank account.
- Theodore Cleaver: I sure hope the Assistant Principal Mr Bloomgarten doesn't catch us sneakin' out.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, we'll go out the girls' entrance. He never watches that door.
- Theodore Cleaver: Wally, why doesn't he ever watch the girls' entrance?
- Wally Cleaver: 'Cause girls never do anything bad.
- Ward Cleaver: That's the trouble with kids. Just when you think you've built up a real understanding with them, a real man-to-man relationship, they turn right around and start acting like children!
- June Cleaver: You boys have a hard day at school today?
- Wally Cleaver: Gee, Mom, every day's hard at school.
- Theodore Cleaver: The hardest part is waitin' for three o'clock.