- Theodore Cleaver: [Beaver answers the doorbell] Hey, Wally! Goofy Lumpy's here!
- Clarence Rutherford: Look, kid. To you, the name's Clarence.
- Theodore Cleaver: Hey, Wally! Goofy Clarence is here!
- Clarence Rutherford: [Beginning the Mayfield High School fight song] We're the fighting sons of Mayfield!
- Clarence Rutherford, Wally Cleaver, Eddie Haskell: Onward Mayfield High!
- Clarence Rutherford, Wally Cleaver, Eddie Haskell, Theodore Cleaver: We will always honor Mayfield! Mayfield do or die!
- Wally Cleaver: I'll call you when we get up there, Mom.
- June Cleaver: Well, that's very thoughtful of you, Wally.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah. Dad told me to do it.