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"Leave It to Beaver" Beaver Finds a Wallet (TV Episode 1960) Poster

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June Cleaver: Dear, I have to wait for Mr. Johnson. Could you take my grocery list, and go to the market?

Ward Cleaver: Well, I'd like to Dear, but don't you remember? I have a dentist appointment.

June Cleaver: Then you can't get my groceries?

Ward Cleaver: Well, I think a dentist appointment is more important. Don't you, Beaver?

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Sure, Dad. If all your teeth fall out, you won't have anything to eat groceries with, anyways.

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June Cleaver: Wally, I wonder if you'd mind going to the supermarket for me.

Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, I guess I could. I'm not hardly doing anything.

June Cleaver: [lecturing tone] Wally, you never use not and hardly together. Either you're not doing anything, or you're hardly doing anything.

Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Oh. I wasn't sure, so I stuck 'em both in.

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June Cleaver: You know, both of you boys should watch your grammar.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Gee, Mom, this is Saturday - they make us watch it all week in school.

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[Wally and Eddie enter the Cleaver house and see no one around]

Edward 'Eddie' Haskell: Hey Wally, nobody's home. Let's call up some girls and pretend we're talent scouts.

[June walks out from the den to greet the boys]

June Cleaver: Hello, Eddie.

Edward 'Eddie' Haskell: Oh. Hi, Mrs. Cleaver. Gee Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks real pretty today.

June Cleaver: Well, you should know Eddie, being a talent scout.

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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Who was on the phone, Mom?

June Cleaver: Oh, that was the nursery, Beaver.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: No foolin'? Are we gonna have a baby brother?

June Cleaver: No, Beaver. This is the kind of nursery that brings plants and flowers.

Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [slightly disappointed] Oh. I thought it was the kind that brought baby brothers.

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