Joke shop owner Lance only has one arm but is persuaded by hospital radio DJ Mike that he can get him a throwaway transplant at a cut price. Unfortunately the arm once belonged to a lady and consequently starts to act as a lady's arm should. However it is Lance who,to own cost,saves Pauline from being run over by the Legz Akimbo van as they speed out of town. Elsewhere inept debt collectors Glen and Big Barry get a savage lesson from their boss Lisgoe about how they should do their jobs whilst undertaker Owen Fallowfield holds forth o the merits of his work. Written by
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Did You Know?
When Lance first flourishes the bundle of £20 notes as a bribe the visible band is unmarked. In close-up it reads '£1000'. See more