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"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Uncivilized (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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Elliot Stabler: You show me a first time offender, and I'll show you someone who hadn't been caught yet.

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Brian Cassidy: Have you ever thought about having kids?

John Munch: Why? I have you.

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Elliot Stabler: Tell your teacher, or your mom or your dad.

Kid: What if your dad's the one hurting you?

Elliot Stabler: ...Then you tell Dickie, and he'll tell me.

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Brian Cassidy: So why didn't you ever have kids? Didn't want the responsibility?

John Munch: I wouldn't want to give a kid the responsibility of me.

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John Munch: When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.

Capt. Donald Cragen: So, as an adult, you overcompensate?

Brian Cassidy: So I guess your parents said 'never get married either', huh?

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Dickie Stabler: [to Elliot] Are you looking for pedophiles?

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Detective Monique Jefferies: Who lets an eight year old out alone?

John Munch: You watch over them twenty-four hours a day, you wind up with safe little neurotics.

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