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"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Uncivilized (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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Brian Cassidy: Have you ever thought about having kids?

John Munch: Why? I have you.

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Elliot Stabler: You show me a first time offender, and I'll show you someone who hadn't been caught yet.

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Brian Cassidy: So why didn't you ever have kids? Didn't want the responsibility?

John Munch: I wouldn't want to give a kid the responsibility of me.

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John Munch: When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.

Capt. Donald Cragen: So, as an adult, you overcompensate?

Brian Cassidy: So I guess your parents said 'never get married either', huh?

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Elliot Stabler: Tell your teacher, or your mom or your dad.

Kid: What if your dad's the one hurting you?

Elliot Stabler: ...Then you tell Dickie, and he'll tell me.

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Dickie Stabler: [to Elliot] Are you looking for pedophiles?

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Detective Monique Jefferies: Who lets an eight year old out alone?

John Munch: You watch over them twenty-four hours a day, you wind up with safe little neurotics.

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Capt. Donald Cragen: What have we learned?

Olivia Benson: Lesson number one: No one can handle crimes against children.

Detective Monique Jefferies: Yeah. And lesson two: get out after two years.

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Mike D.: [after Munch and Cassidy leave] You know, I thought Men in Black sucked.

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Mike D.: Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

John Munch: Aldous Huxley also said, "but I like the inconveniences."

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Capt. Donald Cragen: How can a man be found sane enough to stand trial, be convicted and then upon release be found insane and locked up again?

State Attorney General Morris Klein: It's called civil commitment.

Capt. Donald Cragen: And they need a test case. Well, like you said, Counselor, I only catch 'em, but last I heard, the rule of law was you do the crime, you do the time and Mr. Turbit did his.

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Brian Cassidy: [to Stabler] I've been on this beat for 8 months.

Elliot Stabler: Right.

Brian Cassidy: And at first I was fine with it, but sometimes, I just, um, I just can't...

Elliot Stabler: Instead of seeing a woman, you see a uterus, cervix...

Brian Cassidy: Yeah.

Elliot Stabler: It's a clinical phase. It lasts a while.

Brian Cassidy: So what's the next phase?

Elliot Stabler: You don't want to know.

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