Detective Elliot Stabler: How do you know so much about speed dating?
Detective John Munch: Well, I went through a little dating slump.
Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola: Called adulthood.
Capt. Donald Cragen: Romeo just signed up for tonight's event.
Olivia Benson: He's looking for a new Juliet.
A.D.A. Casey Novak: Nobody is suggesting we kill the disabled.
Detective John Munch: The Nazis didn't call it killing either.
D.A. Arthur Branch: You gave her the baloney, she made the sandwich, it says so on page 3, you told her to shout from the rooftops.