ADA Casey Novak: I just set a world record getting these search warrants, not to mention risking my life to interrupt Judge Terhune's poker game... again!
Detective John Munch: Oh poor baby, I haven't slept in 40 hours.
Humphrey Becker: [Elliot drags Humphrey into the hall] No! Where're you taking me?
Detective Elliot Stabler: MY game room!
Detective Elliot Stabler: The closet!
Humphrey Becker: NO! Don't put me in there!
Detective Elliot Stabler: [Olivia breaks the light bulb] Let's see how YOU like being left in the dark!
Detective Olivia Benson: [they close him in] It's just a game, Humphrey!
Humphrey Becker: [after Detective Elliot's cell phone goes off during his interrogation] Why detective, is that your phone vibrating or do you find me terribly exciting?
Detective Elliot Stabler: [looking through Humphrey's apartment] Got a lot of books.
Detective Olivia Benson: All mysteries. He takes good care of them. He steals from libraries.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [sees night lights plugged in everywhere] He also collects night lights.
Detective Olivia Benson: A pseudo-killer psychopath who's afraid of the dark?
Humphrey Becker: [to Elliot] They sent in another detective, you broke the rules!
Dr. George Huang: I'm not a detective, I'm a doctor.
Dr. George Huang: I know why you didn't rape those women, it would be like having sex with your mother.
Humphrey Becker: What do you mean?
Dr. George Huang: You targeted women who all had little boys. You told Jeanette she reminded you of your mother.
Humphrey Becker: Oh please, with you people it's always the mother.