Officer Austin Bates: [Fin tells him to hit the street, but he reaches for his gun] I don't see any shileds, just four pieces of crap with guns.
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [points his gun at the cop's head] I got no problem shooting you.
John Munch: Twelve jurors or six pallbearers, your choice.
John Munch: [finding out Karen Smythe paid her ex's $50,000 debt] My exes wouldn't throw water on me if I was on fire.
Detective Olivia Benson: Remember when the lieutenant told me to go up to the roof of the station house to turn on the lights so the captain could get his chopper ready?
Sgt. Karen Smythe: [laughing] You asked if you should have red paddles to guide him in.
Detective Olivia Benson: [laughing] I didn't take it very well, did I?