Detective Elliot Stabler: Don't touch me. I don't like being touched.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Ben Hadley Jr] First your father, then his lawyer, don't you ever speak for yourself?
Ben Hadley Jr.: [confirming the DNA match inside Sylvia] What's going on?
Captain Donald Cragen: Why don't you ask your father? It's his sperm.
Suspect: [referring to Stabler] If that's the guy that's questioning me, I definitely want my lawyer.