Edit
"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Hysteria (TV Episode 1999) Poster

Quotes

John Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.

Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.

John Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.

Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?

John Munch: O-R-G-A-S-M.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Capt. Donald Cragen: Well, while you wait take her photo around, see if you can find a co-worker who knew her, all right. Munch, Cassidy! You available?

John Munch: To do with as you will, after court.

Capt. Donald Cragen: Oh, right, Doctor Buzzjoy.

Det. Monique Jefferies: Oh, that's an open and shut case, Munch, try not to screw it up with your insane rambling.

[She walks away, Munch continues to stare at her]

Det. Monique Jefferies: And stop looking at my ass.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Detective Olivia Benson: Oh my god. He's wearing them!

Detective Elliot Stabler: Nice shoes.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Det. Monique Jefferies: So you're saying *all* women are whores?

Det. John Munch: Don't be ridiculous. I don't know *all* the women in the world.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[a teenaged friend of Kathleen's is pregnant, and Elliot is trying to find the right time to talk about waiting to have sex - he is helping her practice soccer by kicking balls for her to block from the goal]

Elliot Stabler: You didn't come out again, honey.

Kathleen: So?

Elliot Stabler: So... one ball can change the game. It's like - it's like life. When I get close to you, you just come on out and cut off my angle, OK? Just try it again. Come on out, come on out.

[he kicks the ball, it goes past her into the goal]

Kathleen: Thanks, that was great advice.

Elliot Stabler: Honey, you did great, you did great, it's just that... the players in this game, they know a lotta tricks. Never commit until you know where they're coming from, and even then you just - you gotta be careful. You understand?

Kathleen: Whatever.

Elliot Stabler: Good, OK.

[pause]

Elliot Stabler: Because they'll be attacking you from every angle.

[pause]

Elliot Stabler: Just guard it with your life, sweetie.

Kathleen: Oh, boy.

Elliot Stabler: OK. Come on, kick it back.

Kathleen: Dad, I'm a virgin, OK?

[she kicks the ball to him, he stands still and it goes by him]

Elliot Stabler: OK.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page