John Munch:
Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.
Defense Attorney:
Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
John Munch:
Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.
Court Reporter:
Could the witness spell that?
John Munch:
O-R-G-A-S-M.
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