Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Execution (2002)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : Tell me again how my partner failed to get his weapon re-certification.

  Olivia Benson : He choked.

  Odafin Tutuola : I didn't choke.

  Olivia Benson : Okay. He got poor marks for shooting off his gun early.

  John Munch : That happens to everybody, Fin. You know, they have a pill for that now.

• John Munch : When's the last time you took a sick day when you were actually sick?

• Elliot Stabler : [to Munch]  You recanvassed the Cooper neighborhood?

  John Munch : Yeah, and you owe me a new pair of shoes. No, but after ten years, people move, they don't remember.

  Elliot Stabler : How about that teacher, Andrea Mason?

  John Munch : Yeah.

  Elliot Stabler : Did you find her?

  John Munch : The interview is scheduled for tomorrow morning. I got you covered, Elliot. If there was anything solid, I'd let you know.

  Elliot Stabler : I'm running out of time here, John.

  John Munch : You're running out of options. The Coopers are running out of time.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Munch]  Huang wants me to meet him down at the FBI field office for lunch. Maybe he's got some good news.

  John Munch : Good news from the Feds? More like, "Bend over, we're taking over your case."

  Elliot Stabler : John, times have changed. They're not the lying bastards they used to be.