Elliot Stabler: You have the right to an attorney. In the unlikely event that Daddy can't afford to buy you one, one will be provided for you.
Dr. Melinda Warner: My husband's Alpha Phi Alpha. He keeps his Greek directory right next to his Harry Potter hardcovers.
Elliot Stabler: [standing in a sewage plant with a decomposed body] Whoever dumped our victim, really knew their crap.