Detective Elliot Stabler: Do you know about Olivia's family history?
Detective John Munch: No, what? Alcoholic, dead beat dad, Jehovah's Witness?
Detective Elliot Stabler: All she knows about her father is that he's the man that raped her mother.
Captain Donald Cragen: There are two R's in hemorrhoids.
Detective Brian Cassidy: I'm a desk jockey, what do you want?
William Langdon: Homosexuality is not natural. It's a crime against God.
Detective Elliot Stabler: And AIDS is divine retribution.
William Langdon: Are you being flippant with me?