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Dr. Scott Borman: You do know, of course, that "zoonotic" doesn't mean that the viruses came from the zoo.

Detective Robert Goren: It doesn't? Well, my partner was telling me that, but it doesn't make sense to me, because there's the word "zoo"...

Dr. Scott Borman: [Leers at Eames] Guys... we never listen.

Detective Robert Goren: [Moves to stand between half-naked Borman and Eames] You conducted seminars for 'Special Friends of the Zoo'.

Dr. Scott Borman: Well the directors think I'm a good ambassador, for the zoo.

Dr. Scott Borman: [Spits]

Detective Alexandra Eames: [Disgusted] Because you have so much in common with your animals?

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [Goren and Eames looking through the filthy, cluttered apartment of murdered cop, Billy 'Buzz' Davis] How come all divorced cops have the same decorator?

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Detective Robert Goren: [Talking about three-somes with Scott, Roger, and dates] Scott told us that your girlfriends had the time of their life with him.

Dr. Roger Stern: What are you talking about? They were debased, humiliated. I turned them into the corn cob in the pig sty, with that rutting hog on top of them. They'd look at me... wanting me to call him off!

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Megan Colby: I started crying, and he... got this... this... little smile. He saw me crying and he smiled.

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Dr. Scott Borman: We, uh, classify viruses with what we call the Baltimore System.

Detective Robert Goren: [mutters] Now I'm lost. You lost me again.

Dr. Scott Borman: [dismissively] It doesn't matter.

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Dr. Scott Borman: [about his sexual encounters] Well, they weren't singing the blues when *I* was plowing the field.

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Dr. Roger Stern: [to Goren and Eames, in the interrogation room] And I see my lawyer's here. Our threesome's over.

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Detective Robert Goren: How many 8 year old girls do you know that love sports cars?

Detective Alexandra Eames: Besides me?

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Detective Alexandra Eames: Typhoid Roger, after you dump him, you get sick.

Detective Robert Goren: Blackmail him and you get killed.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [about Dr. Scott Borman] I think his speedo's too tight, it's cutting off the blood to his brain.

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Dr. Scott Borman: I'm no pig. Women crave me.

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Dr. Scott Borman: [stripping off clothes in operating area] We're all mammals in here... Right, ladies?

Nurse: Whatever you say, doctor.

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