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"Law & Order: Criminal Intent" Crazy (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

Quotes

Detective Robert Goren: I've been there; every man in this room has. You were sixteen again, in your new *sweet* car. You never felt better in your life! You *had* to have her.

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Dr. Charles Webb: [about Goren, who is staring intently at him] Could somebody please tell him to stop looking at me? It's intollerable.

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Detective Robert Goren: Nobody's reasonable when they're in love. That's the whole point of it!

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ADA Ron Carver: Your client's not insane, he's in love. Maybe it's hard to tell the two apart, but... the law can.

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Detective Alexandra Eames: [about the murder of a soon-to-be-divorced man] I guess the custody issue's been worked out.

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Detective Robert Goren: [discussing a murder victim] Alimony orders: Feldman was pulling down $700,000 a year, and the judge awarded Mrs. Feldman $1,000 a month. Out of five million in community assets, Mrs. Feldman gets $300,000.

Detective Alexandra Eames: Who *is* this judge, the Honorable O.J.?

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Detective Robert Goren: But she wasn't loving you back, and you thought that maybe you weren't man enough, didn't you. You had to show her that you were man enough, so you dug into your reptilian brain, and this is what you came up with: Kill the wolf at the door! Throw the body at her feet, and gates of paradise will open wide! She will give herself to you! You'll be "King of the World!" instead of a scared, old, man.

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Webb's Attorney: [about Goren] Mr. Carver, if you don't shut him up...

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