- Detective Rey Curtis: What exactly is your relationship to Kate?
- Jeffery Arbaugh: I'm her philosophical and spiritual exploration guide. And I feed the dogs.
- Clarence Gray: Could I say something first? I just wanted to tell you that if smack were legal, see, I wouldn't have to be robbing nobody cause I would buy it in a store, and it would probably only be like a dollar a hit.
- Lennie Briscoe: That's a very nice vision of the future, Clarence. Now, will you tell us where you got the gun?
- Jack McCoy: You can hardly be called a professional member of the clergy.
- Jeffery Arbaugh: The declaration of belief I took committed me to the 39 Articles of the Faith of my church. Show me one article that says a priest can't walk the dog.
- Masseur: [to Ross] How about I give you a full-body massage, no charge?
- [Ross chuckles silently and leaves]
- Jack McCoy: Either you lied on the stand, Mr Bergeen, or you lied to the police. There's about five felonies we can charge you with. Do you really want to go to jail?
- [pause]
- Jack McCoy: . Tell us the truth!
- Seymour Bergreen: The truth is: I love my daughters. Both of them!
- Jack McCoy: We'll see how much they love you.
- Jack McCoy: We screwed up, we're not supposed to screw up.
- Jamie Ross: You act like this is the first case you lost.
- Jack McCoy: It's not, doesn't mean I have to like it. A murderer goes unpunished, it's bad for business.
- Jamie Ross: Laura Bergreen's not the first rich person to get away with murder... and she won't be the last.
- Douglas Greer: My office turned over a truckload of records, and you still couldn't come up with anything.
- Jack McCoy: We'd like to discuss a plea for your client.
- Douglas Greer: How do you sleep at night, McCoy?
- Jack McCoy: Why don't you represent your client now and chew me out later?