Detective Ed Green:
[
Phil calls Ed a primate repeatedly] I want to ask your opinion on Einstein's theory because I'm not sure he was right.
Phil:
Headline: 'Cop Cracks Relativity'.
Detective Ed Green:
No, not that theory, Phil. His theory on genius. See - and correct me if I'm wrong - Einstein argued that genius has no personality. But after talking to you for this short amount of time, I realize that you actually prove the negative. You definitely have personality. And it makes this primate want to whoop your ass. Now say somethin'.
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