Shirley Feeney: [yelling out the window] Laverne DeFazio is scared to drive!
Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney's middle name is Willamina!
Shirley Feeney: [goes to the window] Laverne DeFazio went to the prom with her cousin!
Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney stuffs her bra with socks!
Laverne DeFazio: It's like some people have a fear of heights, or water, or the dark.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Well I know about that, Lenny's scared of all those things.
Laverne DeFazio: Then you understand how I feel, right?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: No because even I know how to drive!
Laverne DeFazio: They don't hear you're Willamina, they don't hear that you stuff your bra with socks, all they hear is I can't drive.