- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Polly, one of my clients said you overcharged his wife for a bikini wax. Mrs. Abizon?
- Polly Nguyen: Sam, you see her before? She hairy like MAN. I have to go all the way around the corner clean basement. Have to use 35 strip, usually 7. I lift a sheet, look like jungle.
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: [Later, to Ed] Apparently she's a real Sasquatch down there.
- Fred Puterbaugh: Oh, don't call me a millionaire.
- Ed Deline: You're not?
- Fred Puterbaugh: [sadly] No.
- [pause]
- Fred Puterbaugh: [smiles] I'm a billionaire.
- Fred Puterbaugh: [to Ed] A quarter of million dollars. But that's not my real present. My real present is
- [looks over his shoulder]
- Fred Puterbaugh: [whispering & smiling] I'm buying The Montecito.