- Hank Kingsley: [Artie is attacking a Larry look-a-like but Hank thinks it's Larry] Artie, stop it, you're gonna hurt Larry!
- Arthur: Get off me, you buffalo!
- [Larry meets with a representative from a company that provides security for celebrities]
- Jack: So we're a go with this configuration?
- Larry Sanders: Is this the same configuration Dave Letterman has?
- Jack: Mr Sanders, I'm sure you'll understand I can't comment on that, just as I would not tell Mr Letterman about your configuration, if he asked me.
- Larry Sanders: Has he ever asked about my configuration?