The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Putting the 'Gay' Back in Litigation (1998)

Wallace Langham: Phil

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Quotes 

• Phil : You're ridiculous, I'm hilarious.

• Phil : [reading Brian's lawsuit on him]  Holy shit, this is crazy!

  Arthur : Goddamn you, didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up, didn't I?

  Phil : Did you see what he was wearing? This is entrapment.

  Arthur : If this gets out, all anyone will remember about the show is this lawsuit bullshit.

  [Larry looks disappointed] 

  Arthur : [gladly]  Oh and 10 years of laughter!

• Arthur : When this show ends, you wanna work again, don't you? Somewhere...

  Phil : Yeah.

  Arthur : You know who runs this town?

  Phil : The jews.

  Arthur : No, the gay jews.

• [first lines] 

  Phil : Morning, Marylou.

  Marylou Collins : Hello, Phil.

  Phil : Morning, Beverly.

  Beverly Barnes : Are we happy.

  Phil : I was up til 4 in the morning... fucking my brains out.

  Marylou Collins : Weeew.

  Beverly Barnes : No one wants to hear that, Phil.

  Phil : I do. And where's Brian? Is it another gay holiday, another gay groundhog day?

  Brian : I'm right here!