The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Putting the 'Gay' Back in Litigation (1998)

Rip Torn: Arthur

Quotes 

• Arthur : [to Phil]  Brian has filed a lawsuit against The Larry Sanders Show for sexual harrassment, and you've got top billing.

  Larry : Plus, you stole my 'gay dog' joke. What is that about?

• Arthur : You gotta talk to your boy, Brian, on getting to stop this lawsuit.

  Hank Kingsley : What... what lawsuit?

  Arthur : He's charging Phil with sexual harassment, for God'sake.

  Arthur : [they enter the room and watch Phil and Brian kissing]  Looks like they settled out of court.

• Phil : [reading Brian's lawsuit on him]  Holy shit, this is crazy!

  Arthur : Goddamn you, didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up, didn't I?

  Phil : Did you see what he was wearing? This is entrapment.

  Arthur : If this gets out, all anyone will remember about the show is this lawsuit bullshit.

  [Larry looks disappointed] 

  Arthur : [gladly]  Oh and 10 years of laughter!

• Arthur : When this show ends, you wanna work again, don't you? Somewhere...

  Phil : Yeah.

  Arthur : You know who runs this town?

  Phil : The jews.

  Arthur : No, the gay jews.