The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Larry's on Vacation (1995)
Scott Thompson: Brian
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Quotes
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Phil : All the theaters in Hollywood wanna do comedies and this is a serious piece.
Brian : What's this serious piece is about, Phil?
Phil : Well, it's about a writer who writes for a late night television.
Paula : Ooh it's about you!
Phil : No, no. I knew you would say that but it's loosely based on me. But it's very dark. This guy's addicted to crack and I have a scene where he can't decide to kill himself or, or to masturbate.
Paula : How could you deny that's about you?
Phil : Please come because if you don't come I might start doing crack again.
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Arthur : Now, one of tonight's guest will be Gloria Steinem. So, if Mrs. Steinem talks to one of you be helpful, be cooperative but above all say nothing. She's still a journalist.
Hank Kingsley : She was a feminist.
Paula : What if she asks us questions?
Arthur : There are your answers: You love your job, you love the guests but most of all you love Larry. Let's hear it.
Brian : We love our job.
Paula : We love the guests.
Hank Kingsley : I swear to God I forgot what the last thing was.
Arthur : Just stay away from her, Hank.
Hank Kingsley : Why? I am a big supporter of women's rights.
Paula : [Phil spits his drink] Oh give me a break!
Phil : Yeah Hank, maybe you could show your video when you're supporting one woman's rights while the other woman is blowing you.
Arthur : Let's go work!
[leaves the room]
Brian : [to Phil] You are such an asshole.
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Phil : Hey Brian!
Brian : Hey Phil.
Phil : Listen, I've got you and your friends to come to my play...
Brian : Oh yeah?
Phil : So you all got to do is pick up at the box office and please come because I have a review from the LA Weekly coming.
Brian : Oh, you mean Fred Schenkel, I know that guy.
Phil : You know him?
Brian : Yeah.
Phil : Oh if that guy gives me a good review I'll pay him a thousand bucks. Do you know if he's gay? Because I'd blow him.
Brian : Phil, that's not funny.
Phil : I'm not being funny. I mean, if he gives me a good review I will blow him.
Brian : Oh you will? You will... get down on your knees and put his penis in your mouth?
Phil : Well, since you put it that way it's not so appealing.
Brian : Yeah. Exactly. Huh? Huh?