Hank Kingsley: I'll never forget the night we had Clint Eastwood on our show. Big star. Walks down, sits down, doesn't shake my hand. Oh no. And I'll never forget this... You know what Larry did? He said: "Clint, do you know Hank?" And you know what that simple gesture did? It just made my day. Happy birthday buddy!
Jerry Capen: What's the deal with Mike Patterson?
Arthur: Mike Patterson? He's a very funny guy. Lot of great ideas. Larry and I think he'll make a delightful addition to our staff.
Jerry Capen: I didn't know we're in the market for delightful addition to our staff.
Arthur: Well, the fact is Larry has wanted Mike for ages and he didn't want to move to L.A.
Phil: What finally convinced him, the quality of our riots?
Arthur: HA! As usual, I'd like to see more of that humor on the page.
Larry Sanders: [after Jerry's rant on him] Best party I've ever had.
Larry Sanders: This is uh... Someone scared Darlene. Darlene got scared. Someone take care of Darlene, she got upset.
Arthur: [the camera guys were talking about the lousy ties Larry gets as birthday present every year] Cut the shit off, you guys! Listen, I picked up the fucking goddamn tie out myself, which one of you guys have a problem with that?
[no one replies]
Arthur: That's what I thought!