Hank Kingsley: People think of Hank Kingsley as a, just a 'meat-and-potatoes' guy. You know? A guy you can invite over for dinner. 'Hey Hank, what are you doing tonight? Do you want some dinner? Come on over! We're having some meat and potatoes. What's that? You can't make it? You're busy? What are you doing?' WELL I'M JUST FUCKING TWO WOMEN!
Hank Kingsley: Jesus, can you say something?
Sid Bessell: It's cycles! Show-business is cycles.
Hank Kingsley: Do you understand how humiliating this is? Do you understand how exposed I feel? My God, I could lose the Orange Grower's deal!
Sid Bessell: Who knew you were going to pull out your pecker on camera.
Hank Kingsley: This is what you choose to say to me at this moment.
Henry Winkler: I just heard that you were coming out with some kind of a tape... an exercise tape. Congratulations.
Hank Kingsley: What is that, a joke? What, are you trying to be funny? You know, you can't just bang a jukebox and go, "ayyyyy" and all your problems disappear, Fonzie.
Henry Winkler: [pause] It worked for me.
Hank Kingsley: Go fuck yourself.