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"The Larry Sanders Show" Arthur After Hours (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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Arthur: This is Scotch whiskey; Glenlivet; single malt.

Arthur: When you die, you'll go to heaven. You say "Hello" to God, and when God says "Hello" to you, this is what you'll smell on his breath.

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Beverly Barnes: Artie, Artie... I'm gonna kick somebody's ass, I swear it!

Arthur: Profanity, Beverly, I love it!

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Arthur: Hey Larry! This is Arthur. I'm sitting here with my good buddy Nikolae and I'm leaving this message in your voice mail. It's 3:15 AM and I'll level with you. I'm furious at you, buddy. I uh... I'm gonna resist to urge resist the urge to express my anger by using profanity and I hope you appreciate that you...

Nicolae: Scum sucking asshole!

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Ryan O'Neal: And don't call me white bread. That's what Farrah calls me.

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Ryan O'Neal: Artie, how long we've known each other? 20 Years? And this is the bullshit I get?

Arthur: Makes you feel to better to hit me, go ahead.

Ryan O'Neal: Shut up.

Arthur: You know you want to.

Ryan O'Neal: I'm not hitting anymore.

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Phil: Arthur?

Arthur: Phil.

Phil: You've got to talk to Larry. He won't wear the hat for the sketch.

Arthur: Do you like history, Phil?

Phil: What does that mean?

Arthur: Because if Larry doesn't want to wear the hat that's what it becomes, dig?

Phil: Listen, if he doesn't wear the hat then the sketch is going to die. He's supposed to be Gorton's Fisherman, without the hat he's just a guy with yellow slicker.

Arthur: Haha!

Phil: What?

Arthur: Makes me laugh.

Phil: What makes you laugh, the sketch?

Arthur: The word 'slicker'. Makes me chuckle. Say again.

Phil: Slicker.

Arthur: Use it in a sentence.

Phil: I like my slicker.

Arthur: Haha.

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