Laredo (TV Series)
That's Noway, Thataway (1966)
Jeremy Clyde: Newton Weekes
Quotes
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Newton Weekes : [Dudley is pretending to be an itinerant preacher] Friends, this is Reverend Jones. Madam, if you think he looks young, he thinks old.
Dudley Leicester : And this, brethren and sisteren, is one of my converts. When I found this unfortunate soul, he was nothing but a bum - a poor, penniless, drunken, no-good bum. Yes, it took a lot of time, but I finally showed him the error of his ways.
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Dudley Leicester : [the horse threw Newton and Dudley off the stage coach] That's it! That's the answer!
Newton Weekes : What is?
Dudley Leicester : Say New York and she stops there! She does want to go home. But if you say Three Forks...
[the horse gallops away and drags the stage coach]
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Dudley Leicester : Newton?
Newton Weekes : Yes, Dudley?
Dudley Leicester : Mind if I ask you a question?
Newton Weekes : Not at all.
Dudley Leicester : Where are we going?
Newton Weekes : Home, of course.
Dudley Leicester : We'll never get there. We've got no money.
Newton Weekes : We're not in jail.
Dudley Leicester : We've got no jobs!
Newton Weekes : We have our wardrobe trunk!
Dudley Leicester : We're going to get awfully hungry.
Newton Weekes : We have our health!
Dudley Leicester : [about to cry] We're in terrible trouble aren't we?
Newton Weekes : You're not going to cry are you? Right out here in front of everybody?
[no one's around]
Dudley Leicester : In front of who?
Newton Weekes : Me. ME! Oh, Dudley.