- Peggy Peabody: I was a lesbian back in 1974.
- Bette: Just 1974?
- Peggy Peabody: Yes, that was all I needed.
- Bette: That's what we commonly refer to as a "hasbian".
- Alice: Do you guys know they want me to do a story on a 45-minute orgasm? As if. I mean, by definition they're short and intense, right? For me, they are.
- Jenny Schecter: [to Marina] I can't be around you anymore. It's confusing to me, and it makes me feel insane.
- [Dana walks into the country club kitchen looking for Lara and finds her]
- Dana: Hey...
- [Lara looks up at Dana, and cuts her thumb]
- Dana: [freaking out] Oh, my god! Oh! oh, my god, I'm sorry, I...
- Lara Perkins: It's okay...
- Dana: Ah, Jesus, you're disfigured!
- Lara Perkins: [smiling and calm] I'm not disfigured.
- Dana: But I could've killed you! When you were... you know.
- Lara Perkins: [still smiling] It happens all the time.
- Dana: Well, should we call a doctor?
- [Lara holds off her hand, and begins counting off visible scars on her fingers]
- Lara Perkins: Second-degree burn from the bÈchamel sauce. Run-away shish-kabob. An attack from a particularly hostile live lobster, and, um... electric can-opener.
- Dana: [blushing] Is there anything I can do?
- Lara Perkins: [holding up thumb] You could kiss it and make it better.
- [after Alice tells Gabby off exactly as Bette and Tina told her to]
- Gabby Deveaux: Emotional cripple? Where did you get that from? Dr. Phil?
- Alice: Get out of my house.
- Gabby Deveaux: Whatev. Suit yourself.
- [starts to leave]
- Gabby Deveaux: But this is not a good move for someone like you. Everyone knows you're desperate. There's no way you're going to bounce back from this.
- Dana: Um. I was wondering if maybe sometime...
- Lara Perkins: I would love to.
- Dana: Really?
- [Laura smiles and nods]
- Dana: Okay! Is Thursday night okay?
- Lara Perkins: Thursday night is great.
- Dana: Where do you wanna go?
- Lara Perkins: Anywhere you're going.
- Dana: Yeah, but you're a food person. So, I want to take you someplace really good. Like L'Orangerie.
- Lara Perkins: No, no, no, that's way too expensive.
- Dana: I know. I'll take care of it.
- Lara Perkins: We're not starting out that way. Um... there's this little place in Koreatown that I've been dying to check out.
- Dana: Do I need to make a reservation?
- Lara Perkins: How about if I take care of that part, and you just pick me up at eight?
- Dana: Okay.