- Dana: You know, Al, just 'cause you're riding the big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it, okay?
- [Bette has exposed Faye's daughter's shame on national TV during their debate]
- Faye Buckley: God took your baby, and that is a BLESSING! Your child is with God now and will never be subject to your sick, disgusting perverted lifestyle!
- [Bette, for the first time since Tina's miscarriage, starts to cry]
- Bette: [through her tears] You monster!