[Tina hasn't told Bette about the baby]
Alice: I mean, she's GOTTA know. Is she fucking blind?
Bette Porter: Did you know that Tina is pregnant?
Jenny Schecter: Yeah. Bette you didn't know? Oh my GOD how did you not know?
Bette Porter: Because I am the biggest fucking asshole in the universe, I guess that's how! Because I am just some huge cosmological joke, is what I am!
Jenny Schecter: No you're not. Okay. Tina obviously must have gone out of her way to keep this a secret from you.
Bette Porter: She must hate me. She must actually fucking hate me.
Jenny Schecter: No she doesn't hate you.
[Bette makes a toast]
Bette Porter: Dana... Tanya. I lift my glass to caring, kindness, and trust, and longevity, and respect. To all the things that you will need to keep your love alive. I wish you happiness. And I hope you forever spare each other pain.
[long pause, smiling, holding back tears]
Bette Porter: And if you find that isn't possible, then I wish you forgiveness.
Bette Porter: [Bette walks out without looking at Tina while Tina watches Bette leave]