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"Kolchak: The Night Stalker" Chopper (TV Episode 1975) Poster

(TV Series)

(1975)

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Carl Kolchak: There's an old simple axiom about the dead: Don't disturb them, not for any reason at all. Well, I decided to ignore that, and, so, I was almost beheaded by a phantom sword.

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Captain Jonas: Now, you're just upset, Mrs. Morton, and thanks to this man and his morbid, macabre babbling!

Carl Kolchak: Babbling? And you're supposed to be the brightest and the youngest captain on the force, huh? Well, you're not even fit to be captain of the Rockettes! Suck in your gut!

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Captain Jonas: And you're telling me that I should go into a barn of bones, and-and find someone's skull, and then play pin-the-head-on-the-stump?

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Carl Kolchak: Was Morton by any chance beheaded?

Neil: Yes, and you could use a good trim yourself.

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Patient #2: [laughing] That was no spider. That was my wife.

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Carl Kolchak: When people are young, they do crazy things. I remember I used to swallow goldfish. No, no, I did. Matter of fact, I'm still considering doing it - the price of food these days.

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Carl Kolchak: The teenage years - sixteen candles, fervent passions, aimless joyrides, and the forbidden taste of beer - a time the world allows for sowing one's wild oats; but, for some individuals I came to know in the summer of their discontent, it had been a time when they had sown the seeds of their own destruction.

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Neil: Boy! Look at Morton's hair. Look at that oil. The only thing missing is the croutons.

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Tony Vincenzo: No, come on. Whip it on me, like the kids say!

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