Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak

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• Lt. Theo Kojak : Go on, up against the wall. All of you.

  [McGreggor doesn't move] 

  Lt. Theo Kojak : In, eh, including you, Fumbles. Go.

  McGregor : Me? Why?

  Lt. Theo Kojak : Because you got dishpan hands. Move!

• Lt. Theo Kojak : It seems to me they had an observation report a couple of weeks ago on the... Lumpjaws, and a few of the other fences.

  Det. Bobby Crocker : It's probably in the round file. Nobody ever looks there.

  Lt. Theo Kojak : Well, ask Bannerman, he saves string.